Canning jokes
What are a doctor's and a WWE fighter's ideas on child abuse?
Doctor's: Don't do it, it does not help. Mood behavior.
WWE fighters: If it can crawl, it can brawl.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why do orphans become hookers?
'Cause they can call someone "daddy."
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Memes
Good song
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?
They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.
Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.
The sir: My children will be devastated.
Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.
The sir: Whatever it takes.
*Suppressed gunshots*
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"