Canning jokes

Dear Kenya, love of life,

Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!

Love you a million times more!

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?

After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

Why do orphans like to be gay?

So they can call someone "daddy."

Why can orphans get away with being bad at school?

They do not have parents to bring to parent/teacher conferences.

Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Doctor: I’m so sorry, sir, but you only have a couple months left.

The sir: My children will be devastated.

Doctor: But I have a shot that can change that.

The sir: Whatever it takes.

*Suppressed gunshots*

What's an orphan's favorite sport?

Baseball, because that's the only time they can run home.

What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.

When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHUT UP!!!

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

What always roars, but cannot talk? What always moves, but cannot walk?

A waterfall.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.

Why do orphans never play baseball?

'Cause they can never find home.

What's the funniest joke ever?

Rapboat thinking he can rap.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

How many apples can you grow on a tree? All of them.

What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.

What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.

Q: Why can't you run through a campground?

A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!