Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
Canning Jokes
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Person 1: Somebody farted.
Person 2: No, all I can smell is your breath.
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Who can relate?
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Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Why can orphans not play baseball? They can't hit a home run.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
Why can you hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
