What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
Why can orphans not play baseball they can't not hit
a home run
Why do Orphans love role play's? because they can call someone daddy
why does every emo kid try to be like tarzan? so they can swing on the vine
orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be dissapointed
What Does a Deaf Person And an Orphan have in common, Neither of them can hear their parents
You are so blind even a spider can see better than you
Your face is so big that not even you can see it
Why is it ok to hit a orphan? Its not like they can tell their parents.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semin and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story.
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot he tell the assassin my wife’s been cheating on me I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick, when they arrive they wait the man asks why he hasn’t taken the shot the assassin says I know how I can save you $1000
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
A: Do you eat food? B: Yes... A: You can sit on deez nuts then! B: omg i have depression now
Why does the emos mom like taking her son to the store?Because the cashier can scan his wrist for discounts
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
one day little johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar johnny said can i have puff grandpa said can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that day johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink johnny said can i have a sip grandpa said the same thing can your dick touch your ass johnny said no then thats your answer later that night johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchin grandpa said hi son can i have a cookie johnny said can your dick touch your ass grandpa said yes johnny said good go fuck yourself
what does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant ? "Can i have a bodybag ?"
I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them”. We then decided to aid him
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink due to my dying first. He said “big games my friend”. He then proceeded to teach us “The greater the Big games the higher the Bottling
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance Misses a pen From close distance
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
