Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
"in chess, a queen can move in more directions than the king"
I mean yea the chess board looks like kitchen floor so-
Why cant orphans play baseball? Because they can never get a home run.π
Can I get a HOYA?
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck π
βI turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.β
U can vent here idc.
Why do people always bully orphans? Cuz what can they do? tell their parents.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, βMommy, can little girls have babies?β βNo,β said his mom, βOf course not.β Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, βItβs okay! We can play that game!β
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can emos eat happy meals?π³
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
