Why does a blind man still have eyes?
So he can see that he can't see.
What's the difference between a blind man and a window?
The window can see through itself.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his mom, “Of course not.” Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
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Thank you, -Connor
can emos eat happy meals?😳
Can emo's eat a happy meal?
What is a thing orphans have that we can never have? Have imaginary parents
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing
Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know they keep slipping down the drain.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
why can,t orphans make dad jokes because they don't have one.
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
