What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
If you think long and hard, oral sex is like cannibals.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
āI love all mankind!ā said the cannibal.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friendās sandwich.
Jane ate her friendās colon.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is a cannibals favourite place to go? An orphanage, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
Am I considered a cannibal because I told my mom that Grandma's ashes were sugar?
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
