Cannibal jokes
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.