What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman
Kinder egg surprise
Why don't cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
