Cannibal jokes
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What's a cannibal's favorite place?
A day care.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What's the name of a cannibal's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet? Planned Parenthood!
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What’s a cannibal's favorite takeaway shop?
The orphanage.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool?
CANNONBALL! P.S. I made this myself.