What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"