Cannibal jokes
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
The cannibal got angry, so he threw up his arms.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What did they find in Jeffery Dahmer's apartment?
Jack in a box.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?
To make room in the freezer for his special meat.
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
How do you help a starving cannibal?
You give him a hand!
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"