A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
Do you know what all it takes to beat cancer Heartbeat
Ur hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it and it goes so far back that you be looking like vegeta.
Rape jokes like Cancer jokes or Aids jokes are just Humorous Wordplay. If you don't AGREE send me Your Details and we'll see if you Prefer Actual Rape to a Harmless RAPE JOKE.... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMOURLESS SHIT MUNCHERS
When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is
You respond: cancer
Doctor says: well what a coincidence!
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer
If you fell a lump in your rice, you fucked up, If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
my stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemo therapy... atleast he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
-Dark_Humor
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
Your a orphan and blind you have cancer you will die in 3 days merry Xmas
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when blueface baby drops a new album
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I respect cancer more than I respect depression. At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What constellation has no hair at all? Cancer.
you know how all zodiacs have hairstyles...well not cancers
Bitches do be so flat you would think they have Brest cancer
Ask A Orphan This- "Whats the difference between cancer and ur dad, cancer comes back."
