Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Cancer Jokes
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When the doctor asks you what your zodiac sign is,
You respond: "cancer."
Doctor says: "Well, what a coincidence!"
I'm sorry your dad beat you instead of cancer.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
My stepdad has stage 4 cancer and is going through chemotherapy... at least he saves money on shampoo and conditioner.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
All zodiac signs have a signature hairstyle except for cancer. :)
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
