Man with cancer: How much time do I have left? Doctor: Ten. Man: Weeks? Months? Days? Doctor Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😠Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy 😵
Doctor: u have cancer. Patient: will i survive? Doctor: prolly not
Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old
I have nut cancer...
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
why are cancer kids so fly
because they got the drip
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player but he still can't defeat Cancer!
Vape company:hey want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction? Teens:NO WAY! Vape company:but it’s mango flavoured! Teens:O OK 😤
Cancer gives you weed .it’s not healthy . T
For soo long I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
North Korea
Whats the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
Technoblade
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor"
I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life
