There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!β
Where can white people cook better than Black people? On Fatherβs Day
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises or get one dollar for saying the N word
A guy is bankrupt so he gives his son a duck and tells him to go sell it for as much as he can. So the kid goes on the street to sell the duck. A prostitute walks by and says I'll fuck you for $10. The boy says βI would but I don't have any money.β She says βOk, I'll take the duck instead.β He says ok so they go up stairs and fuck. The prostitute says βThatβs the best sex I've ever had. I'll give you the duck back and we can do it again.β So they do and he gets the duck back. But when they go downstairs the duck gets hit by a car. And the guy that hit the duck feels so bad that he gives the kid $25. So when he gets home his father asks him why he looks so tired. The boy says well I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and $25 for a fucked up fuck.
What do you call a rapper who canβt RHYME?
Unemployed
What do you call a rapper who canβt rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why canβt orphans go on school trips? They need a parent signature.
How do the cop respond to being called racist He said how can I be racist my wifeβs eyes black
What does Can do after eating itβs vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them
Chuck Norris can drown a fish
