Can jokes
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
I can tell a joke :)
Twinkle, twinkle, there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way. I will not be seen again. Are you happy I am dead? Now you made it to the end.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.