what do you call an idiot who needs to get a life
THE STIGG
Did you know that chpis taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car? idk I just have a couple in the backseat
What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
What do u call a black person in a swimming pool. Coco pops
I have an exam next week so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips
I hit a ball with a bat it was called animal abuse
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom Give me fire Give me contract Or I retire
Jog all day Out of UCL now FC Barcelona I need you now
Villarreal defenders They surround me Big submarines All around me
I get upset Call my agent I want money I’m impatient
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Boiled ham us what you call a dead Russian
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO
if you call the number 800-273-8500 in afganistan thay say can you fly a plane
What do you call Kevin with no beef? - Chicky
I work as an IT technician. The other day I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying “do you consent to cookies.” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means so that’s why he called me
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free
What did you call a white kid looking an infants?
Pedophilia boy
What do you call a white kid who kills another? Russia vs Ukraine hahaha
what do you call the sky. UP HIGH HIGH AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do you call a flat cabbage? leaf pile
