Call jokes
I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”
After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.
You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?
A wheel dealer.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!