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I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
what do call a burning orphan in a wheel chair? Hotwheels What hit the ground first the orphan or the apple? The apple the orphan never hit they ground.
what do you call a kid with cancer,limited
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
The guy called up to the orphanage then he asked where are the kids faces and then another guy said sorry there’s no homepage
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots
friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! i'll be in court.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surrondings?
C sharp minor
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
What do you call a doctor in panera bread
panera med
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
what do you call it when a man wants food in panera
panera bread serving food
what do you call it when a man gets high in panara bread panera sped
what do you call it when a person dies in panera bread
panera dead
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
what do you call it when a guy named fred enters panera bread
panera fred
