Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell of I know)
What do you call an orphan? No home-o.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
What do you call a dead polar bear?
Anything they can't hear you
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What's a opran family photo called?
Selfie.
what do you call a squad of emo kids suicide squad
What do you call a door? A floor
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
what do you call an idiot? an absolute imbiccille
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
what do you call a kid with cancer,limited
