Call jokes

What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.

What do you call a gay emo kid?

Fruit Ninja.

If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”

After seeing you sing, the dog got disinfected from rabies.

You call me a prostitute's son, I call you test-tube babies.

Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.

What do you call a feminist? A Karen.

What do you call an autistic daughter?

I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.

Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*

What do you call a Titan who can't swim?

Titanic!

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.

What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.

What do you call a disabled person who deals drugs?

A wheel dealer.

What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?

The double trouble.

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

What do you call a hung autist...

Dead.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.