Why can’t orphans drink nothing because they don’t have any money
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan’s calendar They don’t have fathers day and mother’s day
why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don’t have mothers day or fathers day
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day
What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys
I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
They both got six months.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.
A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.