Orphan

Lisa

Why can’t orphans drink nothing because they don’t have any money

Orphan

Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan’s calendar They don’t have fathers day and mother’s day

Orphan

Anonymous

why is there only 363 days in a orphan calendar because they don’t have mothers day or fathers day

Fire

Dream bot

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!

Orphan

bUlLy

if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day

Orphan

Anonymous

Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

Girl

Anonymous

What do girls have that boy’s don’t have? Bobbys

Puns

I like puns

I worked at a calendar factory but i got the sack for taking a few days off!

Man

Cracker Jokes

Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.

Worst joke ever.

Puns

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

Time

Person

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Month

Unfunny Boi

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Puns

Chkn Nuget Dino

Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar? I hear they got six months each.

Doctor

Alex

A calendar asked the doctor how many time he’s got left. The doctor replyed: Till december

Fire

BadAtJokes

i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days

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Fire

Anonymous

Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? – He took a day off.

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