Are you a lollipop? Because I can suck on you all day. Are you an Oreo? Because I eat the cream first. Are you a microwave? Because I’m trying to keep you quiet at 3:00 am. Are you a sprinkler? Cause every time I see you I get wet. Are you makeup? Cause I’d spend hours doing you. Are you a guitar? Because I’d love to hear the noises you make when I play with you. Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna ride you up and down. Most restaurants are closed at night.. but your legs aren’t. I’m not a cashier, but you got a couple of things I wanna check out. Are you Cinderella? Because I can see that dress coming off at midnight. Are you a calendar? Because I want to pin you against the wall. I don’t know what’s gotten into me lately... but I hope it’s you. Are you a doughnut? Cause I wanna fill you with cream. Are you a garden? Cause I want to plant some seeds inside of you. Do you sing in the shower? Because if so I need a private ticket of your concert. Are your legs the twin towers? Because I’ll bomb what’s in between. Are you a blanket? Because your on top of me every night. Are you a phone? Cause I like to be on you 24/7. Are you a roller coaster? Because the faster you go, the louder I scream. I’m so jealous of your heart right now because it’s pounding inside of you and I’m not. Are you a popsicle? Cause all I want to do is lick you up and down. Are you a construction worker? Because you got me all bricked up. Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.
The fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides That day is called "April Fool's"
five more days. (this was posted on 9/6)
what is the difference between you and a calendar a calendar has dates
hey siri, skip to friday
whats the diffaance betewwen you and a callandder
callander got dates
I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
"It's Sunday evening!!!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."
orphans have 263 days on a calendar because they dont have mothers or fathers day.
why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F -Subscribe to LowkeyNel💓🌈 on yt please
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
I made an advent calendar for a Jehovah’s Witness. Behind every door someone tells you to fuck off
Why are there only 362 days in an orphans calendar? They don’t have Fathers, Mothers or family day
