Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
Hebrews.
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy?
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
