What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
My daughter came home from school later then usual I was panicking then at 5:30pm she arrived not walking but in a bus 🚌 I asked where the hell did this bus come from! She said the garage in the alleyway mama I bought it for five gummies and eight buttons you like her she is called belle bus. My face was just:😑 how did u get the bus here she reply’s with a whisper I drove her through five gardens a house and two police cars! 🙃 so that explains why you have handcuffs on “yeah!”
What did the police man say to his belly button?
Your under a vest!
what did the policeman say to his belly button?
YOU'RE UNDER A VEST
Why couldn't the button get off the couch? Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
A police officer said to a belly button you're under abreast
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
how do you make Indians explode? press the red button
Stephen Hawkins death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that...I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
How does a blonde turn the light off after sex? She closes the car door
I gave my friends some buttons To bad he couldn’t pull himself together.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
