So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
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Knock knock Who's there? Can I come in? Can I come in who? Can I Come In You!?
More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker!
But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick.
How does Popeye keep his manly part from rusting? He sticks it in Olive Oil.
Snow White and the seven dwarfs are in the the tub feeling "HAPPY". Happy got out now they are fucking "GRUMPY".
What's worse than waking up and finding a "Penis" drawn on your forehead? Finding out it was "Traced".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster what would you have? 3 feet of my cock up your ass.
Did you know Batman was actually Black? Yeah he couldn't go a night with out Robyn!
Did you hear Gods Word Of The Day? Its Legs! Now lets go out and spread them.
What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
Whats worse than sucking 25 oysters out of your Grandmas Pussy? Realizing you only put in 15.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
yo mama so fat her belly button got 15 minutes before her
2k14 was so realistic when I switched to Kobe, the pass button stopped working.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
Why is there a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
To bring sweet luck.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
No wonder some of the phones today have no home buttons. The makers were orphans.
If orphans made phones it wouldn't have a home button
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont
because so he does not have an home button
