Button jokes
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
I always press the stop button to see you.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?
He couldn't find the home button.
If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.