Button jokes
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
Mr. Smith lived in an apartment. In the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor. Then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. Why did he do that?
Because he was too short! So he pressed the highest button he could and walked to his apartment.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Why can orphans only use Samsung?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox? Because there was no home button.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Your mom said I was ugly. I told her she couldn’t see her belly button because she was so fat. She said, “I thought I was the only one without one!”
I always press the stop button to see you.