why can you not let a orphan touch a iPhone 7 because it would break if they touched the home button
why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12? they don't have a home button
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
I got a orphan a Iphone 6 I told him to press the home button he has been doing it all day
why can orphans only use samsung beacause they dont have a home button
Why couldn’t the orphan play Xbox because there was no home button
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
Your mom said I was ugly I told her she couldn’t see Her belly button because she was so fat . She said “I though I was the only one without one”
I always press the stop button to see you
Yo Mama so fat she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button
why couldnt the orphan use his iphone 6 he could find the home button
if we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.
So what are you waiting for? Hit the button idiot.
Why did the orphan get an iphonX cause theirs no home button
Chesley, in horror, runs out of the cockpit of the plane coming from London, "I'm so very sorry everyone, I punch the wrong buttons and we are heading to DC instead of New York and we are about to run out of fuel. He opens the door and turns around to the five passengers and exclaimed, "I've parachutes but miscounted. We only got four for the passengers." He jumps off.
Donald faced the other four and orders:
"I'm the greatest leader of the world and I'll make the decision. Tony you go first, our country needs you. The whole wide world needs you. Pandemic is raging." Tony jumps off.
Francis,my friend, you go next, pandemic is ravaging the mind and body of millions. Their soul needs saving. Save Vladimir's and Xi's for me." Francis jumps off.
Hillary faced faced Donald furiously. "Who are you to make decisions for us? I should have been president. I'm the smartest woman in the whole world in history." Hillary jumps off.
Donald gazed at the young woman and started talking: "I'm an old man. I have already lived a full life - beautiful wives, children just a beautiful life. Just beautiful. I've become president of the most powerful country, the most beautiful, the richest. Regrets? I've made a few but did it my way. Greta, go on. Your future is bright. I just wish I can make my country great again and have the chance to help save the world with you. I believe in second chances. Look at my bankruptcies, believe me. And I wish I've played more golf and ......"
Greta interrjected, "Just shut the f* up. The plane is about to crash. Let's go and save the world. The smartest woman in history took my backpack!"
It's funny dating someone smarter than you, my girlfriend knows how to push my buttons but never takes into account what a dick I can be if need be, let me explain, say for example she calls me retarded, I remind her that she's dating me.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
I gave an orphan an iPhone X for a reason.
It doesn’t have a home button.
