Butterfly Jokes

One day a kid walks up to there mom and asks whey is my name daisy? The mom’s reply is because when you were born a daisy landed on your head. The second kid asks why is my name butterfly? The mom’s reply is because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then you hear ooooooooohahbfisbfsdkf. Shut up brick!

I got a roommate, he killed a butterfly and I said no butter for a week, the next day he killed a cockroach. Son of a bitch nice try

Anonymous

There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!

Who is the king of the insects 🐜?

The Monarch!

No Honey for a month
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says “i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks.” Johnny replies “i don’t care, i don’t like honey anyway.” About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies “I don’t care, i don’t like butter anyway.” Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny’s mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says “do you want to tell her or should i?”

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sofunnyitsbad
in Funny

one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!”

mom: “no you can’t…”

me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!”

lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it

Anonymous

Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital

A: For the doctor to make it get “butter” (e)

Anonymous

How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach ?

Stop eating caterpillars

Anonymous

Hi how are you busy doing right I just text me and my dad was going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home and I will get back with him tomorrow morning

Gary ya unc

One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”

Anonymous

One day a child walks along and asks” mother why am I called butterfly” the mother replies” a butterfly landed on you as a baby” A minute later another child comes along and says” mother why and I called feather” the mother then replied “because a feather fell on your head when you where born” then Brick comes along and says “ ahahhsdjsjskxs”

I'm a butterfly

Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!!!

Daniel King

Who is king 👑 of the insects 🐜?

The Monarch!

Daniel King

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see a floor show.

Addison

Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butter flavor 😂

Izabella
in Daughter

Q:Why did the father through butter out the window?A:he wanted to see a butterfly

ur mom gay ur dad tomboy

ur mom gay lololololololol

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Tyler

One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, “Just because you killed the butterfly, you don’t get butter for a week.” They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, “Nice try.”

Anonymous

My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.

She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.

Daniel King

Who is king of the insects?

The Monarch.

Anonymous
in Daughter

Yesterday, my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson, I said, “Just for that you don’t get any butter for a month.”

Today in the kitchen, she killed a cockroach. I said, “Nice try.”

imgay2

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won’t eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her “nice try”.

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