Knock knock Who there The butt The butt who The butt goes mooooo
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
guess what chicken butt knock knock whos there anal
BUTTHOLE
Which is the worst place to sit at inna wedding ? Between 2 buttcheeks
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
im psykicking your butt.
What is the butt’s favorite computer? The Tushiba
[God creating bees] God: putt a needel on their butt Angel: come on god wha- God: make its puke delicious Angel: wtf
[God creating spiders] God: make it have 8 legs Angel: ok? bit excessive but ok God: and 8 eyes Angel: You need to calm down and li- God: give it a butt rope
A son walks up to his dad and says "Dad! I just had sex for the first time." The dad goes "Great! Wanna sit down and talk about it?" The son says "I cant sit right now, my butt is very sore."
Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
Man looks at his friend and says "if you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt would you tell anyone? " The friend says im a disgusted tone "No" So the man says "ok let's go camping"
Yo mama is so stupid she shoved two double A batteries up her butt and said, “ i’ve got the power “
Was gonna make a gay joke butt fuck..... Cum on guys
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road-because it got stuck in a crack
yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her face then at her butt and said Twins!
timmy goes to the doctor and says theirs a crack in my butt doctor, Timmy their is a crack is everyone butt see
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
