But jokes
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they bought a pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Genders are like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a sensitive subject.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
What goes up but doesn't come down?
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
My dick was in the book of world records.
But then the librarian asked me to take it out.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”