But jokes
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry), but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth).
I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
OnlyFans, but it’s me smacking your baby daddies with Twisted Tea.
Only Cans.
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.