Bullying jokes

Bully: Shut up.

Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.

Why do orphans always get picked on?

They can't run and tell their parents.

Why do orphans become bullies?

Because their mum and dad were never there for them.

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.

Me.

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents

If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?

Shoo Ting.

My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."

Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"

Cyber bully: Your mom giey.

Me: nO U

My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”

Kid: “Whatever!”

Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”

Kid: “Doesn't matter!”

Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”

Kid: “Oh well!”

Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”

Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”