Bullying jokes
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
Putin be like, Finland and Sweden are bullying me with NATO, the same NATO that can't even reload a gun! Russians are pussies!
Q: What do you call an angry, bullied Asian kid?
Shoo Ting.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
WTF is wrong with you guys? This is bullying. Stop it, please, but Shaenaya sounds like a good name.
Why do orphans always get picked on? They can't run and tell their parents.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"