Building

Building Jokes

Jenga

A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”

The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Wall

"What did one wall say to the other?"

"I'll meet you at the corner!"

Gender

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

They both used to be straight.

Tower

The north and south towers got into an argument.

The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."

Girl

I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

Twin

What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?

"Jenga!"

Tower

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Man

The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.

That is just plain wrong.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.

Woman

Most women are like the Twin Towers.

It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.

Karate

I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.

They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”

Bone

I was falling down the stairs at my local clock tower.

I somehow broke more than 206. I broke 342!

Momma

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Mom

Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.

Basement

If you were a room in my house, I’d make you the basement.

So I could put kids inside you.

Airplane

I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.

Plane

Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?

People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.