A Muslim enters a building with 100 passengers and an airplane.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
