Building jokes
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.