South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
Building Jokes
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, and they only got plane.
Why can’t orphans build anything?
Because they can’t go to Home Depot.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
