Building jokes
The twin towers are like your father, they're both gone and will never come back.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.