You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.