I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
What do your BF and the twin towers have in common?
They both never get erect
Time to go to New York to visit the Twin Towers.
They’re already getting closer.
I rate the twin tiwers 9/11 very stable buildings
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
