Bryant jokes

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.

Call me Kobe Bryant, cause I'm gonna helicopter out of this one.

Her: I love Kobe Bryant!

Me: Helicopter Helicopter

Her:.....

Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

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What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.