Bryant jokes

Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.

Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.

But he nailed that mountain.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

NWA: Straight Outta Compton.

Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Like if you listen to Kidd G.

Comment if you listen to Polo G.

Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.

Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.

You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?

He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.

But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.