Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J," Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter " go bye your self something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice," they both look at craig as he pulls out a letter. craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THER BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throughs down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate. Shitmate: you’re so shitable . Me: Bring banana ice cream. Shitmate: never happening.
Yo mama so ugly your dad now had to be drunk to bring her home.
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
A emo man asked a librarian for a suicide book she said no because you wont bring it back
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party ? Because he was a party pooper
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... the boat dock
bring out your weapons people. it's bullying time.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
If your dad didn't bring the milk what are u dipping your cookies in?
