whats the difference between a gun and chips when you bring it to class everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11. They were trying to make a funny joke but it didnt work. That one really *crashed and burned*
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
will: Let's bring Hannibal a gift today! beverly: Yeah, I bet he’d love that! will: Yey! beverly: What should we bring him? will: *holds up a bucket and knife with an insane looking smile* come in the bucket!
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Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why did the kid bring a later to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
hey join me i be near the tree bring things to
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
Butter butter and butter please please bring me butter
What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party ? Because he was a party pooper
it's so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
