it's so cold, i mist to bring my jacket
My girlfriend didnt bring me the sandwich so i brought the gas
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
Why did the kid bring a later to school? Because he wanted to go to high school.
why there is a 76 button on a bottle of ketchup?
to bring sweet luck
hey join me i be near the tree bring things to
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
U better get used to having dry ceral cuz ur dad aint never bringing the milk back.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high
my mum is a vegan. she brings us to after school seitan
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
Timmy Turner- I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger
Wanda- Ok Timmy
Timmy- Cosmo bring her to me
Cosmo- here you go Timmy
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie
