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I watch gay porn, BUT WAIT! I do it because Iā€™m homophobic and find it hilarious, I sit there rocking back and forth, pointing and laughing at the screen, slapping my knee while eating popcorn and wiping a tear from my eye, a true rib tickler. Anyway after that lesbian-boy looking bullshit is over, I work up an appetite for some real porn and watch lesbian content to balance things out.

Mommy Opal, I wanna be your good boy, I wanna be ur pet, I would get on all fours for you and let you dog walk me

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellā€¦ Read more

so I'm a 1ft 2 inch carrot that is 4 inches wide. I was the biggest baddest carrot in the supermarket until one day, a 17 year old boy grabbed me alongside some vaseline. And then, when we got home, he dipped me in that vaseline and... I don't need to say the rest. Anyways I now smell like shit and his mother threw me out the window out of fear. I then got picked up by a trash collecter and he used me as a dildo too.ā€¦ Read more

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called ā€œearth,ā€ I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didnā€™t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m sorry for rejecting help. Iā€™m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The onlyā€¦ Read more

Heroin Monkey's name isn't really Heroin Monkey, his name is Aderall Chimpanzee. He lives in the trenches with Ant Boy, Opal, Thoughtless, Perc, Big (Fire) Balls, and Thoughtless. I know this because I go to his school

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that youā€™re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, youā€™re somehow able to beat the odds and getā€¦ Read more

To everyone saying this site is dead: itā€™s summer dumbfuck! Of course nobodyā€™s coming to this shithole during break, it will be better once the school year starts, and boy will it be fucking nice to see everyone spam racial slurs and Kysā€™s again like good old times. Iā€™ve missed this place, see you all soon! And RIP Wade.

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ainā€™t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ainā€™t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dogā€™s fossil! Boy what are you talking about ā€¦ Read more

Whoever watches Packgod is the giga chad, and if you don't watch it, then get yo Roblox obese looking ass, and no girlfriend wants to date you because you're ugly, and you thought you the TikTok rizz party is at the strip club ass outta here boy!!!!!!

Matt is always watching :) :) dont be bad, boys n girls. banning is bout to get reaaaal.

GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BROā€¦ Read more