Toilet

Anonymous

If I was a poo I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox

Man

seb

man: knock knock…

boy: who’s there?

man: bear…

boy: …bear who?

man: bear bottom

Depression

jumpingOffAbalcony

How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?

"Hey Sir! Are you dead?’

Smoking

Anonymous

What’s written on the bottom of a Belge swimming pool?

No smoking

Orange

Anonymous

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands

Girl

ANoNyMoUs

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

Toilet

Funny

Why did the toilet paper cross the road

To get to the Bottom

Ocean

Anonymous

What is the biggest butt in the world?

The bottom of the ocean

Wife

Anonymous

Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!” The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

Sadness

Ray

Look I didn’t hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Sadness

your freindly fen

Apparently rock bottom has a basement… :\

Puns

Ally

So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You’re under a-rest."©

Orphan

Anonymous

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

Toilet

Ashley

Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom

High

fhgheigehgiehg

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”

The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.” I know.

Toilet

Baylee

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Baby

Daddy

Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties

Mountain

Anonymous

Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China’s overcrowded, and therefore they’re starving. They have to eat…

Panda: “My god. They’re coming! Run! They’re hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!”

Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: “Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!”

Puns

Anonymous

I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.

Chin

5Cap'nCrunch*'sMilkBowl5

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

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