my brother said bruh why you so ugly plus why do you stink. me: is that supposed to be a roast i got one for you. why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother in stead of her stomach you came out of her butt that's why you were born with brown spots on your head thats her poop you stupid fuckface. my friends: ouch thats got ta hurt.
did you know? about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark
Where you born on the high way that's where most accidents happen
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Were you born on the streets because that’s were most accidents happen
I used to be a man in a woman’s body. And then I was born.
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
you were born on a highway in a car crash i wonder why
Sonic says if your ever born punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there parents
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i'll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i'll die. I hope i'll born to a new hole life.
some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on saint Georges day Irishman: We called our daughter valentine since she was born on valentines day Scotsman: We named our son pancake because he was born on pancake day!
my sister said that i need to stop with the audited butt:
i got it from her when i was born
Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
I bet when you were born the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
