There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My friend said this to me: Were you born on a high way because thats where most accidents happen :(
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
Sonic says if your ever born punch a orphan what are they going to do tell there parents
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
