Born jokes

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.

His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.

The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.

The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."

Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.