Born jokes

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.

My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.

What do Indians call their father when they are born?

Data.

Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.

The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.

Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

Your mom was born in a dumpster, as well as you.

Were you born on a highway? Because that is where most mistakes happen.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

Did you know about 9 months after a power outage 50% more babies are born because it is dark?

Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.

Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.