why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.
Why did the skeleton want a friend cus he was feeling bonely
you are annoying lolllllllll
Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
what did the funny bone say to the skin your not humeris i am
My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe…Get it?
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
What did a Skeleton say when he’s alone?
I’m so Bonely…
What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Tibia honestly I think the reason I’m bonely is because you guys don’t find my jokes humerus … maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention but tibia honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my BONE-zai tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a S-pine tree
Q:why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild
Yo Mama is so huge when she was bone everyone died
Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.