Skeleton

Anonymous

why did the skeleton cross the road? to get ta skull.

Skeleton

I'm the joke man

Why did the skeleton want a friend cus he was feeling bonely

Annoying

Anonymous

you are annoying lolllllllll

Skeleton

darkrobot77

Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?

Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!

Funny Bone

Anonymous

what did the funny bone say to the skin your not humeris i am

Skeleton

sans

My Jokes Are Pretty Bone-arifick if i say so my self Hehhehe…Get it?

Stick

Anonymous

sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker

Cry

Sans

What did a Skeleton say when he’s alone?

I’m so Bonely…

Papyrus

Anonymous

What did papyrus say when sans served spaghetti to frisk? BONE-Appetit!

Heart

Anonymous

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Skin

Anonymous

Beneath this monumental stone Lise 80 pounds of skin and bone

Skeleton

sans,Frisk and Toriel

I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.

Skeleton

SansTheSkelebone

What makes a skeleton laugh? When you tickle his FUNNY BONE with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh

Lost

Anonymous

Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.

People

Anonymous

Tibia honestly I think the reason I’m bonely is because you guys don’t find my jokes humerus … maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention but tibia honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my BONE-zai tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a S-pine tree

Skeleton

Anonymous

Q:why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!

Skeleton

809killersYT

Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules? He was BONE tiba wild

Die

Anonymous

Yo Mama is so huge when she was bone everyone died

Dog

Daniel King

Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

Time

Anonymous

Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.

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