Bone

Bone jokes

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?

Dark humor.

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  • At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

    Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

    An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.

    "I will see her in one week!"

    A week later, he died.

    If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.

    Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.

    Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.

    Here are some skeleton jokes.

    You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

    If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

    I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

    I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

    I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

    I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

    I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

    Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!