What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.
"I will see her in one week!"
A week later, he died.
Boner.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
What did the skeleton say when he fell on his funny bone? He laughed!
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
what do you call my dick , A. a monster
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
