At night before I got in bed with my girl I had 206 bones but I developed a 207th bone
How do skeletons make love? They bone each other!
getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event
Who is the most famous skeleton? Sherlock bones
An elderly was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip. "I will see her in one week" A week later he died
* Boner.
if you dont like the video in 10 second james charles will sleep with you tonight
Why did the skeleton go to jail? Because he was bad to the bone!
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He could feel it in his bones!
papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh
Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)
Why are school shooting jokes so funny?
Answer: The bullets hit your funny bone!
what do you call my dick , A. a monster
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Oh sans, ur such a bone - head! Sorry if that joke was jaw - breaking! LOL
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Sans: why couldn't the skeleton go to prom Papyrus: Why. AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!! Sans: Sorry didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
