Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell-bone of the human.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit (just eat your spaguetti)
Sans: What I am using? ... A trom-bone
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
What is a skeleton’s favourite singer? Pelvis Presley
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
why do emo kids not run because there body will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
A French sans would greet you with the o bone- jour
What’s a skeletons favourite instrument?
The trom-BONE
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Me:Okay,Papyrus.I'm no Sherlock BONES,but I'd say that storyspin sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus:HUMAN,WHY ARE YOU SAD? Me:I'm just BONELY. Sans:Good one kiddo.
A dog found a bone then he was walking happily across to street and he saw a bridge he dicided to walk on the bridge he saw his reflection and thought It was another dog then he barked at him and the bone fell in the river the dog said what a fool I have been and walked away
I'll break ur bones bich
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground. Terrified, he dials 911 and says “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead. The hunter replies, “Ok I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks “Anything else?” The nurse says “Nope. That’s it.”
What did one skeleton say to another? . . . . ...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
I did a ton of work, a skele-ton
