Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Hey paps, BONE-appetit!
(Just eat your spaguetti.)
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
I got fired for not doing enough work.
Guess I didn’t put enough backbone into it.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
I'll break your bones, b*tch.
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
