Bone jokes
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Friend 1: How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain?
Me: He could feel it in his bones.
Friend 1: No, he read the forecast, you fucking idiot!
Heheh ;3
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!