Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Q:why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke? A: he broke his funny bone!
Why did the skeleton not listen to the rules?
He was "bone tiba wild."
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Why did the man cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Friend 1- How can the skeleton tell it was going to rain? Me- He could feel it in his bones Friend 1- No, he read the forcast you fucking idiot
Heheh ;3
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
wat did te skeleton say to te oter skeleton ive ot a bone to pick wit you
tat was a real rib tickler ive ot a skeleTON more of te skelePUNS
If you have a broken bone, do you have broken skin?
Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
