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Anonymous
in Porn

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Mikey

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Anonymous

How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace? give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.

Anonymous

What is a gay man’s favorite job? a blowjob

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Anonymous
in Adult

Why did the polish man received a hickey on his dick from his polish girlfriend? because he wanted his polish girlfriend to give him a blowjob

in Orphan

Why do orphans love blowjobs because they actually get kissed

Anonymous

Why did a girl like bananas?Because one day she might need to be ready.

Lovely perv
in Dick

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Anonymous 321
in Sister

I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn’t be more prouder.

Anonymous 321
in Sister

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn’t be prouder.

Anonymous

Did you hear that Alicia wrecked her Lexus? It’s really a shame. She had to give her dad 3 months worth of blowjobs before he’d pay for it.

Anonymous
in Glory Hole

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Anonymous
in Adult

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Anonymous
in Adult

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