Blowjob jokes

Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...

A fan gave another fan a blowjob.

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.