What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well? Screamed till her hands fell off.

Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?

They have to see the food to eat

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See.

I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn’t find any- let’s just say I list my job as a bud driver

whats the definition of rude ?

sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife

Sadly blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind

Sadly he didn’t see it coming

A blind man walked into a bar …

And a table and a chair

how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture

Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?

Because they take Vitamin See!

Q. What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?

A. Lukemia

Why did the orange go blind? Cause he was low on vitamin c

In my free time, I like to help blind people

Verb, not adjective

I wish I was blind

Why are there blind people? Because there is

What is so good about a dog that can not see? Nothing is good

What is a guide dog 🐶 that can not walk? A useless guide 🐶

Why is time important? To not be late

My life is a joooke

i thought i told u the lock up when i left this morning this is why our shit gets stolen all the time

Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!