Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
Wife is texting husband- Honey if I give you 300 dollars will you stop being blind? husband-seilghsielguG Wife- seriously David Husband-fuweyadb
what do you call a blind german?
Why is the orange so blind? Because it needs to take Vitamin C!
How do u find a blind man on a nude beach
It’s not hard
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater… He thought it was the most violent book he’d ever read…
How do you punish a blind kid?
Re arrange the furniture
why can’t blind people fish beacause it was see food.
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg? Her dog was blind too.
I spy with my little eye…
-noting Iam blind-
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny
Heres why the chicken crossed the road…
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck’s opening, and was never seen again… The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said…" The chicken crossed the road…" The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit…)
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
So I went to a mall and I was finna buy sumn…and I saw a little boy and he said “hello”,so then I past by him and he said “hi” and I was like “hi nigga” and he said "um just wondering sumn…“i mean I like jokes but what is dark humor?” And i was like “umm🤔… its like 🤔🤔…like you see that guy with out legs? Tell him to stand up”…and he said “I’m blind nigga” and I said “exactly homie”…aight nigga peace and look out😏😉
Why does mario eat mushrooms? Because hes a very fungi!
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn’t hard
I was talking to a muslem yesterday, And he asked me what it’s like to be blind. I happened to tell him about 20 jokes, in fact I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with "At least I don’t have to screw in light bulbs. It ’s not like I need the damn things anyway.
How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.