There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
Twitter just blew my mind i was havin a blast until i ened the stream with a bang
She blew on it and it went hard
What were the astronauts' last word before the shuttle blew up? what does this button do....
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian? He was actually quite funny... He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out)
What colors were Kurt Cobains eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
Luckily his funeral was a closed casket, sorry his car blew a gasket
Tounge twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze. That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
How did Steven hawlkins die
He blew a fuse doing an update
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
Man, I blew 50 bucks in there
Qassem Soleimani is so popular today. I mean he just blew up overnight
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
Why did the terrorist not go undercover? Bcz he blew it
My forehead blew up because I saw urs at the forehead shop
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? she had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
I broke the sink yesterday the handle just blew right off! my dad was so mad he blew his stack!
When you realize the shuttle blew up. Then you realize your on the shuttle.
