Blew Jokes

I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.

Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.

There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".

Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”

2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there

I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!

Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west

Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse

Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...

Who is the worlds fastest reader. The twin towers, the blew 86 stories I'm 5 seconds.

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in

I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house

Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?

When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.

There once was 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said this is disgusting and threw it out the window the 2nd man bit into a banana and said this is rotten and he threw it out the window the 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed " ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT" and he threw it out the window. Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying he replied an apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head! the police officer said that is weird and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked why are you crying and he answered a banana came flying out of the sky and hit he on the head the officer said this has been a strange day. Then he says a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said while he was laughing my dad farted and the house blew up.

I got caught peeing in the pool

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in