Did you hear about the dyslexic cop? He jumped off his whistle and blew his horse
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split it blew them all away?
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous? Because she blew up.
2 deer walk out of a gay bar one says to the other, i blew like 20 bucks in there
I DIDNT FART MY ASS LIKES YOU SO MUCH IT JUST BLEW YOU A KISS!
Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other.
Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west
What did the taliban say to the afghan? Nothing, they blew him up.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...
Who is the worlds fastest reader. The twin towers, the blew 86 stories I'm 5 seconds.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
I had a dream that i was destroyin the world and i blew up my house for fun I woke up and couldnt find my pillow... Nor the house
Whats the difference between an air blower and Little Boy?
When the air blower blew it did not wipe out Hiroshima.
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Where did the orphan go after the orphanage blew up everywhere
