Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
Black And White Jokes
Whatโs black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
Whatโs that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van!
It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go, but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come.
We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! "Hey they want to party with us!" Timmy yelled over the whooping. "Party van!" I yelled.
Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said "P O L I C Eโ on the side.
We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. "Isnโt that right mommy?"
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
Whatโs Michael Jacksonโs favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebraโit is black and white.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.