Black And White

Black And White Jokes

Zebra

What is the oldest animal in the world?

A zebra—it is black and white.

Nun

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

Penguin

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?

A penguin in a blender.

Car

What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Nun

What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!

Zebra

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Nun

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Newspaper

What is black and white and red all over?

Answer: A newspaper.

That is what my 3-year-old told me.