Black And White jokes
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What's black and white?
History.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What's black and white and black and white and black and white and red and black and white and white and black and red and red and black and red and white and black and red and red and red and red?
A penguin in a blender.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
What's Michael Jackson's nickname?
Nivea black and white.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.