Black and White Jokes

Anonymous
in Old

Yo mama’s so old when she was a girl rainbows were black and white

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Johnny

What’s black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.

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Uh oh

What’s black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.

Squaggles

What’s black and white and red all over?

A police brutality case.

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Anonymous
in Music

What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance

Anonymous

What’s black and white

History

in Michael Jackson

What’s black and white, black and white, black and white? Michael Jackson

Tricky Dicky
in Nun

What’s black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!

Cookie
in Zebra

What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three zebras fighting over a pickle.

Bigfoot
in Offensive

What black and white black and white black and white black and white… I dead nun rolling down a hill

Daniel King
in Zebra

What is the oldest animal in the world 🌎?

A zebra 🦓- it is black and white.

Anonymous

What is black and white and red all over?

JFK

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Anonymous

What is black and white? Probably Mexican History

I can fly! *falls*

I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by “I can fly! falls

What’s black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.

Anonymous
in Pterodactyl

what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍

The grin reaper

Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s black and white

rosa drives
in Rosa Parks

Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white

Kitten

Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn’t want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn’t eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ¨Hey they want to party with us!¨Timmy yelled over the whooping. ¨Party van!¨I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ¨P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn’t really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened.¨Isn’t that right mommy?¨

James
in Michael Jackson

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.