Black And White jokes
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
What is black and white and red all over?
An interracial abortion.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's black and white and red all over? A police brutality case.
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What's the difference between Black and White people?
Blacks don't need N-Word Passes.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
What's black and white?
History.
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the Skittles were, but she answered everything was black and white.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What is black and white and red all over? JFK
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A nun falling down the stairs.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because she felt peely!
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.