Birth jokes
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Did Mary Have a Little Lamb?
Defenity peeing with an erection
Community talk
my bdays tmw :)
𝕺𝖍𝖍, 𝕿𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖆 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊, 𝖜𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕴 𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊, 𝖞𝖔𝖚'𝖑𝖑 𝖇𝖊 𝖘𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖜𝖊𝖗𝖊 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓.
Mal, my mother. Cosmo, my father. I'm so happy I have you in my life. I dont know what I would do without you. Sometimes I fear I'd be a bad mother because of my birth parents. Then I think of you two. Mal, your patience, caring, and understanding. Unlike my own mother, you'd be happy to feed into my hobbies, to let me write instead of hating on the topic I choose. You care for me, and I am forever grateful. Cosmo, y… Read more