How do you ride two bikes at once? You ride them in tandem!
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
What do you call a lesbian on a bike,? A dyke...
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
So guys, I have a friend, who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her, I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike. Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would out and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle. It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
-Attention To Everyone-I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because i was in a bike accident or more like a motorcycle I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause well you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
Why did Billy fall off his bike? Because his dad threw a chair at him.
why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.
Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why
He had no legs
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So i ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
I love riding my bike 🚲
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
Children are so ungrateful nowadays I got my daughter a bike but now she’s crying on the floor saying “I don’t have legs”
What’s pink rusty and covered in cobwebs
Madeline McCann bike
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
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