What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Friend: Slavery isnt good Other friend: Yea its terrible Me: shut up and get me a juice
A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
I have tried coke; it is not my cup of tea
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q: What’s a koalas favorite drink
A: Coca Koala
What is a cannibals favorite drink? Coffee
i want coffee like my men
Dark
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
people say your body is 75% is water while mine 100% full of coffee
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
AYO IMAGINE HAVING A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BUT INSTEAD ITS COST A BILLION DOLLARS A GALLON AND YOU HAVE A HUNDRED THOUSANDS THAT NUMBER WILL NEVER EQUATE TO HOW MANY PORNO MAGAZINES AND ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES AND MALY LIQUORS STOLEN FROM MY BROTHER BEDROOM AS A DESPERATE ATTEMPT AT BEING EDGY AYO MAYBE INSTEAD OF THE FUTURE CARS BEING POWERED BY PETROLEUM OIL AND GASS BUT WITH HOT CHOCOLATE
What do oranges sweat?
Orange Juice 😂🍊❤️
