Corney jokes
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
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iTs CoRn!
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Corn flake.
Let me tell you a story.
There once was a bro who constantly choked on chodes.
He didn't want his bros to ever know that he constantly choked on chodes.
He lived in a dorm, and all day he watched porn, but still he would suck on some corn.
One day he would go to choke on some tasty chode, but his bros found out, gave him a shout, and kicked him out yelling that he broke the bro code.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."