Corney jokes
A twelve-volt battery walks into a tavern and orders a drink. The bartender serves him, and comments, "Now don't start anything."
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
What's the best part about plowing your cousin?
- It makes your sister jealous.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
Curry.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.