if best friend tell u that he gay for u what do u do tell well u tell hi oh nice gay ass
Whats the diffirence between 20 and 14? 9 to 10 years
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month" , "month" got killed by a gay guy and after that "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" 's sitting next to "month" 's grave he heard a guy asks his friend : 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On ? 》 , "Nun" get angry and he asks that guy : 《 What did you just said to your friend ? 》 , the guy answers : 《 A game on , why ? 》
"Nun" kills the two guys .
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mum is the best
Depression I got it. A girlfriend dont got it. A life dont got it. Help got it. Freinds dont got it. Family I got it. Best of all depression I got it !!!!!!!!
student: what's the best thing in the world teacher: i don't know what student: hard rock cock
what do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
Julius Caesar is Roman? More like romaine (salad) and to make the best salad you stab it 23 times until the CAESAR salad, Romaine Salad, is fresh.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Becuase it's wheely wheely great!
Americans prefer houses with basements. In fact, they're best cellars!
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
When Caesar’s wife told him she dreamed he should beware the Ides of March, he scoffed and said, “What? It’s not like I’m gonna be stabbed 23 times by my best buddies!”
So I am an emo dude so I sit in the back of the class and I talk to no one.But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me so I just ignored him.Then he got really pissed off and said “I’m gonna kill you”.I was like “Your gonna kill me just because I ignored you, is your ego that big, wow.”He left then the next day he brought his goons with him and said “now your dead” I ignored him again and he said “you will pay for this.”So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house then him and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died so I kept on walking.I had some rope traps set.This was the best day of my life.
This is why you never mess with emo’s.We have ropes everywhere.
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
i would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Your moms my dad. think about that
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
They Laughed At My Crayon Drawing...
I Laughed At Thier Chalk Out Line.
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